The Foolish Pride of a Michelin Man
As I walk through the front doors, my heart rate spikes. I’m lifted through the space by a sexual thrill, at the prospect of my immediate future. My table is ready, obviously, as it has been ready for more than … Continue reading The Foolish Pride of a Michelin Man
Are You Watching?
Are you watching? As I do that, of which I know you won’t approve? As I kill an hour haplessly, when time has yet to move? As I stash away umbrellas, and go walking in the rain? As I reap … Continue reading Are You Watching?
Thoughtful Meditations on the Ottawa Protests
“Within the following paragraphs, I will proffer a resolution to the ever-topical, and sublimely-fashionable debate that is, the Ottawa protests. It is in this bookman’s humble opinion that the endless skirmish surrounding this most noble of subjects, has fallen prey … Continue reading Thoughtful Meditations on the Ottawa Protests
Tales of Korean Barbecue
Korean barbecue is a peculiar and interesting dining experience, boasting a laborious set of customs and practices that make it a pleasant farcry from just about every other restaurant variety a casual consumer could hope to step foot in. In just … Continue reading Tales of Korean Barbecue
An Ode to Dickinson
Oh Dickinson, do guide my pen Across the paper coarse, I’ll join your fame in time my friend By running natures course. I’ll scrawl the words inside my head I’ll shout and say it hoarse, They’ll rumble like the … Continue reading An Ode to Dickinson
I Love Airports
Airports are the pinnacle of human observation, a place of absolute Nirvana for people-watchers; they have a unique set of key features that make this the case. They’re specifically designed with an absence of areas where duffel-bag sized objects can … Continue reading I Love Airports
The Citadel of You
Do yourself a favour, and lend me your imagination. Walk yourself through every second of the odyssey I’m about to present you with as if you were really there. You’ve done it. You’ve reached a life milestone you never imagined … Continue reading The Citadel of You
Nighthawks Dialogue
“My good man, have you got a light back there? I seem to have left my spark in another jacket.” “Course fella.” “Also, my lady here has a hankering for something sweet, got anything on your menu that fits that … Continue reading Nighthawks Dialogue
A Letter To Ajax
Ajax the great, they once called you. The Bulwark of the Achaeans. A man who could hurl boulders the size of Volkswagen Beetles through the air like elephant-skinned dodgeballs. You fought Hektor to a stalemate for an entire day, and … Continue reading A Letter To Ajax
Walmart Doesn’t Exist
Catch yourself in the middle of one of those analytical moods, where you delve a little bit too deeply into everything you typically wouldn’t. Where nothing is concrete, and all of existence is in flux. You feel aimless, uncertain of … Continue reading Walmart Doesn’t Exist
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